Uptime & performance monitoring

Know the moment a site stops answering

We watch any web address you give us — hosted with us or anywhere else — and check from more than one place on the internet that it is still answering. When it stops, you hear about it in minutes, on the channel you already read. Three addresses are free on every account, with no hosting and no plan required.

A monitor for any address, not just the ones we host

Most uptime monitoring is sold as a feature of something else — a line item on a hosting plan you already pay for, watching only the sites that sit on it. This is not that. You give us a web address and we watch it, whether it runs on our fleet, on a competitor's, on a server in your own office, or on a platform you do not control at all.

That matters because the sites you most need to hear about are often the ones you inherited: a client's old shop on somebody else's hosting, a landing page a marketing agency put up, an API your business depends on and nobody owns. You should not have to move a site to us in order to find out when it breaks.

A pulse trace on a monitoring screen above a row of completed checks, one of them failed

What we watch, and what you get told

Every monitor covers availability and speed together, because a site that answers slowly is on its way to not answering at all.

Availability, from more than one place

We request the page on a schedule and record whether it answered. A single failed check from a single location is not an outage, so we confirm from another vantage point before we tell you anything.

Real page-load speed

We measure how long the page actually takes to become useful to a visitor, not just how fast the server returned a byte. You can see a site getting slower over weeks, before customers start complaining.

Alerts where you already are

Email, Telegram, Slack or your own webhook endpoint. Webhook deliveries are signed, retried with backoff and logged, so you can inspect or replay any delivery.

Recovery notices, not just alarms

You are told when an address comes back as well as when it goes down. An alert with no all-clear leaves somebody refreshing a browser tab to find out whether the problem is over.

History you can point at

Every check is kept, so you can answer 'was it down on Tuesday' with a record rather than a memory. Useful when a client asks, and useful when a supplier says it was fine.

Readable by your own tools

Monitor state is available over our API and our hosted MCP server, so an AI assistant or your own dashboard can read it. Access is scoped to your organisation and revocable per tool.

How it works

There is nothing to install on the site being watched. It does not need to be a WordPress site, and it does not need to be ours.

  1. Add an address

    Paste in any public URL. No agent, no plugin, no DNS change and no access to the server it runs on.

  2. We check it on a schedule

    Requests go out from our network on a fixed cadence, and a failure is confirmed from a second location before it counts as one.

  3. You hear about it

    Connect the channels each person wants — a phone for the on-call engineer, a Slack room for the team, a webhook for your own systems.

What it costs

Three addresses are free on every account, forever, with no hosting plan and no card. Beyond that you buy addresses in packs, and the packs stack — if you need thirty, that is three packs, not a bigger tier with things you did not ask for.

Uptime & Performance Monitoring — 10 URLs

$9.00/month

Paid addresses are checked more often than free ones, so you hear about a problem sooner. Packs stack, and you can add or remove them whenever you like.

Why buy this from a hosting company

Because we are the ones who get woken up. Every technique here — checking from several places before believing a failure, watching load time as an early warning rather than waiting for a hard down, sending the all-clear as well as the alarm — comes from running a fleet of our own and learning which alerts are worth a person's attention at three in the morning.

And because the monitoring is not the point. If an address you watch is one of ours, the same signals are already wired to the people who can fix it, and to the diagnostics that run before you have finished writing a support ticket. If it is not one of ours, you still get the alert, and you still get to decide what to do about it.

Do I have to host with you to use this?

No. You need an account, which is free, and that is all. The three free monitors work with no hosting plan attached, and the paid packs are bought on their own. Plenty of people use this to watch sites that run somewhere else entirely.

How quickly will I know that something is down?

Within minutes. A failed check is confirmed from a second location before we alert you, which costs a little time and removes almost all the false alarms — an alert you have learned to ignore is worse than no alert. Paid addresses are checked more frequently than free ones, so they detect a problem sooner.

What can you actually monitor?

Any address that answers a public HTTP request: a website, a landing page, a login screen, an API endpoint, a status page. It does not need to be WordPress, it does not need to be on our infrastructure, and we do not need any access to the server behind it.

How do the alerts reach me?

Through whichever channels you connect — email, Telegram, Slack, or your own webhook. Preferences are set per organisation and per person, so the on-call engineer's phone and the team's chat room do not have to receive the same things. Webhook deliveries are signed and retried, and every attempt is logged.

What happens if I need more than the free three?

You buy a pack of additional addresses, and packs stack — thirty addresses is simply three packs. There is no upgrade cliff where you have to move to a bigger plan to get a higher number, and no bundle of features you did not want attached to the count you did.

Is this the same as your status page?

No, and they answer different questions. This tells you about your addresses. Our status page tells you about our platform, and it is deliberately hosted off our own infrastructure in a separate failure domain — a status page running on the thing it reports on is useless at exactly the moment you need it.

Start with three addresses, free

Create an account, paste in the URLs you would hate to find broken, and choose where the alerts should go. No hosting plan, no card, and nothing to install on the sites you are watching.

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